Patton Oswalt…

… is an atheist, and a fan of metalcore music. Day Made.

@1 year ago with 1 note
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@2 years ago with 387 notes

On The Topic of Gay Marriage / Church And State

Idiot:Legalizing gay marriage will destroy the sanctity of traditional marriage.
Intelligent person:Well, what about divorce? Doesn't divorce destroy the sanctity of traditional marriage as well? If so, why aren't you against divorce? What about people like Kim Kardashian who get married for three months and then get divorced? Should we ban her from ever getting married again? I didn't think so.
Idiot:Legalizing gay marriage will open the doors to other types of marriage, like being able to marry your dog, family member, or several people at once.
Intelligent person:People thought the same thing about interracial marriage and it's been legal for quite some time now. I don't recall any doors being opened to interspecies marriage because of interracial marriage. Furthermore, there are several states that allow you to marry your first cousin and I believe that door was opened by traditional marriage, not gay marriage.
Idiot:Legalizing gay marriage will redefine the word "marriage".
Intelligent person:Words are redefined every day and people don't seem to mind. If they redefined the word "marker", would you protest it because "marker" has had a set definition for years? Switching around a few words so that same-sex couples are included in the definition cannot and will not affect your existing marriage in any way, shape, or form.
Idiot:Marriage is about reproducing. Two people of the same sex cannot reproduce.
Intelligent person:What about sterile men and infertile women? They're still allowed to get married. Why not ban that as well? And if you want to get technical, gay couples can reproduce via a surrogate, but that's probably a little too technical for you, Mr. Idiot.
Idiot:Legalizing gay marriage will devalue existing traditional marriages.
Intelligent person:If two total strangers living several hundred miles away from you getting married affects your marriage somehow, then I don't think your marriage was that strong to begin with.
Idiot:The Bible states that marriage is between a man and a woman.
Intelligent person:The Bible says a lot of things, but this country is not governed by what the Bible says. This country is governed by what the Constitution says and the first amendment states, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."
Idiot:Marriage and family go hand-in-hand. In order to properly raise a child, the child must have a mother and a father. If we legalize gay marriage and same-sex couples raise children, the children will grow up confused.
Intelligent person:A child does not need to have both a mother and a father in order to grow up secure and successful. If you don't believe me, you can visit the man who lives in the White House. As for same-sex couples raising children, several scientific studies have concluded that being raised by same-sex parents does not affect a child's self-esteem, gender identity, or emotional health.
Idiot:Gay marriage is against my religious belief and as an American I reserve the right to religious freedom.
Intelligent person:Really? Gays getting married will not take your religious freedom away. You're allowed to believe in whatever you want, but you're not allowed to try and impose your beliefs on me by trying to take my rights away. That is not religious freedom.
@2 years ago with 21500 notes
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@2 years ago with 16516 notes
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@2 years ago with 12 notes
everkings:

ndkdenver:

laixe:

Alright, it’s worth a try, but if any of the of you live in the area (or hell if you don’t live in the area) and have info, this is Jessica Ridgeway:
She goes Witt Elementary School (5th grader) in Westminster, Colorado.  She never made it there this morning on her way to school. They have issued an amber alert. She lives in the Westminster, Colorado area. She’s 4’10″, 80 lbs with blue eyes and blonde, shoulder length hair. She was wearing Blue jeans, a black puffy jacket with pink lining, purple eyeglasses and black boots with pom-pons. Jessica was last seen in the area of 107th Ave. and Moore St. in Westminster. Anyone with information is asked to contact police by calling 303-658-4360.
FOR MORE INFORMATION:
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_21711161/westminster-police-searching-girl-10-missing-since-8
There is also a better facial photo of her under the westminster tag

Signal boost for an Amber Alert. Please reblog!

oh fuck is the girl all the highway signs are talking about?? (I’ve been in Denver all weekend)
REBLOG! :(

Hey guys, reblog.

everkings:

ndkdenver:

laixe:

Alright, it’s worth a try, but if any of the of you live in the area (or hell if you don’t live in the area) and have info, this is Jessica Ridgeway:

She goes Witt Elementary School (5th grader) in Westminster, Colorado.  She never made it there this morning on her way to school. They have issued an amber alert. She lives in the Westminster, Colorado area. She’s 4’10″, 80 lbs with blue eyes and blonde, shoulder length hair. She was wearing Blue jeans, a black puffy jacket with pink lining, purple eyeglasses and black boots with pom-pons. Jessica was last seen in the area of 107th Ave. and Moore St. in Westminster. Anyone with information is asked to contact police by calling 303-658-4360.

FOR MORE INFORMATION:

http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_21711161/westminster-police-searching-girl-10-missing-since-8

There is also a better facial photo of her under the westminster tag

Signal boost for an Amber Alert. Please reblog!

oh fuck is the girl all the highway signs are talking about?? (I’ve been in Denver all weekend)

REBLOG! :(

Hey guys, reblog.

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@1 year ago with 4916 notes

idiotsonfb:

I really tried not to laugh… but I just couldn’t help it.

Psh….Eh…Psh…Eh…HAHAHAHA.

@2 years ago with 1547 notes
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Jesus…. you cocky bastard! Hahaha :D

Jesus…. you cocky bastard! Hahaha :D

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@2 years ago with 27 notes
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@2 years ago with 11 notes

tyleroakley:

Excuse me?

What in the world did I just experience?

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